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Post by Lament on Dec 2, 2003 15:48:00 GMT -5
Would be longer... But I had to take a major piss.. And I got disconnected. I'm too lazy to write it all back up.
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Post by Razor on Dec 2, 2003 16:03:27 GMT -5
*runs up to Bill Gates*
"YOU MONEY GRUBBING @#*$#!!!!!"
*kicks Bill Gates repeatedly in the junk*
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Post by Merlin 2592 on Dec 2, 2003 19:36:19 GMT -5
Fires remianing clip into Garrant,3 Jackals,A Grunt, The Master Cheif, and a Jackal.
Tosses the empty Farsight to Razor.
Razor: Hey no ammo! I know! Repeately stabs Bill Gates in the junk with the pointy end of the Farsight.
Merlin turns to see Lament looking bloodthirsty, he throws a pair of Cyclones at him.
Merlin: Hey over here!
Lament: Thanks
*Snake respawns*
The three line up like a firing sqaud and fire upon aliens while Razor is still stabbing Bill Gates in the junk.
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Post by Lament on Dec 3, 2003 16:00:11 GMT -5
Lament stood shoulder-to-shoulder with his teammates, firing upon the alien menace. He then dropped to one knee as the clips fell from the Cyclones. He dropped both weapons and threw off his trench coat, revealing the hidden weapons beneath it. His right hand shot down to his hip, gripping the dD shotgun which hung there, loosely. An elite made it through the hail of bullets. It rushed the firing squad, heading directly for Lament. He quickly gripped the shotgun and brought the barrel up. The Elite felt it pressing against its chest and it stopped in its tracks, a look of terror frozen on its face.
Lament grinned. He winked to the beast and pulled the trigger. A blast of flame emitted from the barrel, but was cut off by the chest of the beast. The buckshot from the shotgun all slammed into its chest at once. The Elite flew over backwards, blood flowing profusely from the fatal wound. Lament then spun around at the sound of footsteps. It was none other than Master Chief himself. The SPARTAN-II raised his aim, the barrel of the assault rifle trained on the chest of the PDBA'er. Lament ducked down, spinning the shotgun on his finger. He then flung the weapon at Master Chief's shins, tripping him up. The advanced combatant fell to the ground. The assault rifle flew from his grasp, skidding to a halt only feet away.
Master Chief looked up only for his visor to meet the boot of Lament. The dimmed glass which shielded his eyes cracked. He rolled over from the impact of the blow and slowly pushed himself up just enough so that he was on all fours. He shook his head vigorously, trying to regain his bearings. Before he could, he felt a sharp pain in his gut. The toe of Lament's boot, coated in steel, slammed into the abdomen of the SPARTAN-II. The white hot pain shot throughout his whole body, sending him back to the ground.
Master Chief noticed his assault rifle was in reach. His arm shot out, grasping the rifle. His finger wrapped around the trigger and he spun around, expecting his opponent to be in the same place. Lament, however, anticipated such an attack. He stood on the opposite side of the Chief, a wry smile on his face. The green-clad armored "hero" tried to bring the rifle around and put Lament's life to an end, but the PDBA'er slammed his forearm into the weapon, sending it from Master Chief's grasp. Lament then unholstered his Falcon 2 from the leather holster on his hip. He placed the barrel to the side of MC's head. Slowly, Lament pulled the trigger. The bullet exited the chamber at high speed. It shot right through the energy shield and the hard exterior of the helmet. The bullet entered Master Chief's temple, stopping half way through his brain. He collapsed to the ground once more, lifeless.
(I was just playing Halo.. And I was angry at Master Chief. Sorry if I spoiled anybody's plans.)
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Snake
PDBA Veteran
Neo Tetra Coalition
So sayeth the Shepherd ...
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Post by Snake on Dec 5, 2003 6:12:26 GMT -5
(OOC: I had no major plan, I was going to Set the Cheif on Fire but, that's ok)
*Snake finishes firing off his DMC clip and instead, grab a Chainsaw from his back, Revving it up, he saws through a bunch of unlucky grunts, their limbs flying in all directions as Snake disappears into a mass of Blood and Guts*
Lament: "Damn, Just before eating Lunch."
*Snake emerged, covered from head to toe in blood*
Snake: "Ah, the Chainsaw."
Merlin: "Where'd you get it from?"
Snake: "Some Perfect Dark store called 'Cheap kills 'R' us'
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Post by Razor on Dec 5, 2003 14:43:44 GMT -5
*Looks at Snake, throws down Farsight, and grabs Snake's chainsaw.*
"Mind if i borrow this?"
*Cuts off Bill Gates's arm and begins to beat him once more.*
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Snake
PDBA Veteran
Neo Tetra Coalition
So sayeth the Shepherd ...
Posts: 705
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Post by Snake on Dec 8, 2003 6:46:03 GMT -5
"Hang on Razor, You do it like this"
*Gets Chainsaw and slices Bill Gates' B**ls off*
*Bill Gates screams in pain*
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Post by Dr. Jackson on Jan 9, 2004 1:01:22 GMT -5
*Joins Halo team as a Spartan II and procedes to shoot Merlin* Dr. Jackson: Master Chief heads up. MC: * * *Tank lands next to him* MC: Thanks. *Gets in and shoots the entire PDBA* *Banshee appears next to me, I hop in and shoot the newly respawned PDBA* Dr. J: Take that.
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Post by Garrant on Jan 9, 2004 6:42:50 GMT -5
*Is stupid enough to unleash the Swarm!*
"Run for your frickin' lives!"
A distant rumble can be heard echoing through the arena.
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Post by Merlin 2592 on Jan 10, 2004 15:22:42 GMT -5
OOC: DIE X-BOX OWNING SCUM! j/k lol
IC: Merlin respawns and hears rumbuling a whole herd of Hunters walk towrds the battlefeild.
Merlin: Die motherf***er's!
Tosses a Skedar Bomb at the pack incinirating them.
Merlin: Theres onther traitor!
Merlin then kills the Master Cheif and Dr.J with his RCP-120.
OOC: Sorry for the cheapness but I have a shiznit load of posting to carry out with.
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Locke
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-Master Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 16, 2004 13:16:40 GMT -5
*Appears with an assualt rifle* Hey why am I on this side...wait a minute,t his couldn't have anything do do wit that Lady who asked if I like Hal more than PD,, I wasn't serious.
*Gets attacked by Merlin* Oh well, die. *Swiftly ducks, rolls, and jumps while avoiding merlins shots and then plants a plasma grenade on his face.* Ha *BOOM*
...OOC: I know this sukcs, but I'm really tired today.
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Post by Merlin 2592 on Jan 19, 2004 18:26:29 GMT -5
OOC: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT! You dare attack the honor of the 1337 game PD. DIE! IC: Merlin repsawns, and grab dual RCP-120's and glares at the Halo team. Evryone on Halo team: S**********************! Merlin: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Slauters and over kill's EVRYONE on the Halo team. Lament: God Merlin your even more blood thirsty then I am Merlin: Try me. Merlin hands evry one on the PDBA team dual RCP-120's
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StormX
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Here comes a Storm.....
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Post by StormX on Jan 19, 2004 19:33:58 GMT -5
*joins the PDBA team*
post later
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