StormX
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Post by StormX on Jan 19, 2004 11:15:11 GMT -5
Woo! I'm a bartender!
*gives everyone a bottle of vodka each*
Let's get these people drunk Note!
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Post by Draxas on Jan 19, 2004 11:23:57 GMT -5
*Politely rejects the bottle.*
No thanks, I'm on the clock man.
*Turns his attention back to the entrance.*
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StormX
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Here comes a Storm.....
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Post by StormX on Jan 19, 2004 11:57:06 GMT -5
erg...
*takes bottle and opens it*
*punches Draxas in the gut*
*pours bottle down Draxas' throat*
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Post by Notesurfer on Jan 19, 2004 12:49:35 GMT -5
Dude, don't do that! *rescues Draxas* Never FORCE someone to drink. That's rude. *Goes back behind counter and starts wiping glasses*
Hope the big rush starts soon . . .
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Post by Draxas on Jan 19, 2004 14:06:11 GMT -5
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave... Bartender status notwithstanding.
*Grabs Storm by the collar, and hefts him bodily through the back door, right into the middle of a pile of garbage bags.*
Assaulting others is prohibited in this establishment.
*Cocks a pump-action shotgun.*
Next time I won't be so nice, and I'll remember you...
*Returns to the entrance, shotgun in hand.*
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Post by niff on Jan 19, 2004 15:21:52 GMT -5
*drunk bum walks in* Bum: Heeey meester barrtendder wiv teh yeller hair.. gimme a BEER! Notey: I'm sorry sir, you've already had too much to drink. Bum: buddiwannaBEER! *Niff grabs drunk by collar* *tosses him 50 metres outside with nano-augmented arms* *shoots GEP rocket towards bum* *meat, limbs, and guts fly everywhere* Niff: So, anyone else hungry? *buys medium-rare burger*
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Post by Draxas on Jan 19, 2004 15:45:26 GMT -5
*Raises eyebrows at Niff, who calmly munches on his burger.*
Y'know, I hope nobody comes looking for that guy, you might have been a little... harsh.
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Post by N3B on Jan 19, 2004 15:59:02 GMT -5
*signs up for bus boy / dish washer*
"what, i've got lots of experience with that stuff..."
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Post by niff on Jan 19, 2004 16:04:26 GMT -5
Nah. They won't come looking for him. summon bummale1 See, there he goes, all peacefully away.. Now you know I am the master with Unrealcode then you can blast the crap out of anything on Unreal or Deus Ex! summon titan *titan eats bum*
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Post by Draxas on Jan 19, 2004 17:24:24 GMT -5
Thinks God, why can't I ever seem to get a NORMAL job...
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Post by niff on Jan 19, 2004 18:18:13 GMT -5
*summons Karkian to sit on Draxas's head*
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Post by Draxas on Jan 19, 2004 18:36:08 GMT -5
That's not cool man, get it off please.
*Attempts to swat the little beast out of his hair.*
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Post by Notesurfer on Jan 19, 2004 18:48:56 GMT -5
Notesurfer whips out a gun and quickly destroys the creature on Draxas head. *goes back to cleaning glasses*
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Post by niff on Jan 19, 2004 19:53:58 GMT -5
They're not exactly.. small creatures. Hehehe. They look like potatoes. Niffuberedit: Freewebs is screwed up again. *sigh*
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StormX
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Post by StormX on Jan 19, 2004 20:00:14 GMT -5
*comes back in*
Sorry all!
*Gets behind bar and cleans glasses with Note*
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