Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 22, 2004 21:30:20 GMT -5
Wait a sec...I'm a bartender since its my bar. Darn you. *Shoots Niff with Lemon gun*. bartenders, UNITE!
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Post by Draxas on Jan 22, 2004 21:36:03 GMT -5
(Screams) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
*Begins randomly firing his shotgun at both sides, randomly slaying both Merlin and Locke.*
Oh crap, I killed my boss... Now how am I gonna get paid?
Aha!
*Loots the bodies*
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Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 22, 2004 21:41:43 GMT -5
Nce try Draxas, that was my dummy. If I learned one thing from running a bar on game[CENSORED]s, its that its always good to have a clone, dummy, etc. around for those peopel who you can't stop that have to come in and kill you...
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Post by Draxas on Jan 22, 2004 21:53:24 GMT -5
*Finds nothing on the dummy, and realizes he didn't kill Locke.*
Oh man, that's a relief.
*Feels bad about wrecking Locke's dummy, and goes outside until this all blows over.*
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Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 22, 2004 21:56:29 GMT -5
Its ok, I have another one for everybody who attempts to kill me.
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StormX
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Here comes a Storm.....
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Post by StormX on Jan 22, 2004 21:57:50 GMT -5
*is soaking wet and slightly burnt*
Thats it Niff! you're gonna pay!
*takes Locke's lemon juice gun*
*places tip of barrel directly on Niff's eye*
*fires away*
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Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 22, 2004 22:01:34 GMT -5
Hey..oh I'll just make another one...I'm still gonig to use this for GW though. Storm, cover me while I build this.
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StormX
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Post by StormX on Jan 22, 2004 22:06:30 GMT -5
*shoots at random bouncers with the lemon juice gun while Locke builds another*
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Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 22, 2004 22:17:51 GMT -5
Ok I'm done. lets get nehind the bar for cover. *Storm and lcoke run behind bar* Now I'll seal off the bar. That way tyhey won't be able to leave,a nd we have all the food and drink in here! Now I'm gonna drillh oles in here for us to fire through, you grab that table voer there and block the entrance to this part please...
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Post by Draxas on Jan 22, 2004 22:21:35 GMT -5
*Wonders why the doors just locked behind him*
Meh, whatever.
*Reloads shotgun*
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Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 22, 2004 22:23:53 GMT -5
Not only did the doors lock, but and energy field surrounded the building. yes it goes through the ground and voer the top.
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Post by Draxas on Jan 22, 2004 22:41:57 GMT -5
Feh.
*Sits down to wait, but doesn't expect to EVER get back inside*
I wish I had a NORMAL job...
*Wanders off to look for a normal job*
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StormX
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Post by StormX on Jan 22, 2004 22:42:43 GMT -5
is it just me, or is Niff all by himself, I mean, me, Locke, and Note are all bartenders, Niffs a bouncer, and Draxas is outside and can't get in. oh well...too bad for niff
*contines to shoot niff with the lemon juice gun*
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Locke
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Post by Locke on Jan 22, 2004 22:49:15 GMT -5
Yeah, poor Niff. Oh well, with these odds Niff will give up soon and the bar can returnn to normal. I hope that chiars in place. I don't hear any noise, I wonder what he coudl be up too...
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Post by niff on Jan 23, 2004 0:01:15 GMT -5
Eww.. *fires beretta through bar, then launches rocket over the top* *Locke dives out from behind, and loads lemon gun* *rocket flies through Locke's face*
OK EVERYONE! Calm down.
*realises there's still civillians inside*
Ok. Let's go back to normal. Draxas, you can come inside now!
*attempts to calm down drinkers, and gibs bum again*
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