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Post by Draxas on Feb 24, 2005 11:28:23 GMT -5
Welcome, everyone, to PD - LMS 8! With a brand new "even-ground" ruleset, and the luck of the dice running the arena this time around, this promises to be one of the most intense matches ever! So get ready, competitors, and prepare for battle!
Several Sims enter the arena along with the competitors!
A new Rare Weapon has been discovered!
CURRENT STATUS:
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:
Item Crate Repository (Enables "Open Item Crate" action)
PLAYERS:
Bent 00: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Draxas: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
JayDeth: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Jeral: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Kidgame: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Merlin: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Ranger: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Razor: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
SIMS:
MeatSim: 5/5 HP E PP9i: 7/7 ammo E PP9i: 7/7 ammo Reward: 1 Token
EasySim 1: 10/10 HP E Silver PP9i: 7/7 ammo E Silver PP9i: 7/7 ammo Reward: 2 Tokens
EasySim 2: 10/10 HP E Rocket Launcher: 1/1 ammo (Rocket Launch) Reward: 2 Tokens
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JayDeth
Junior
"Smokers help me make a living." - the Grim Reaper
Posts: 99
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Post by JayDeth on Feb 24, 2005 12:27:20 GMT -5
... Um, so, what do we do now, exactly?
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Post by Ranger on Feb 24, 2005 13:14:29 GMT -5
feels at a large disadvantage to the rocket whore. I also agree with Jay what do we do if melee is unavailable and we have no boxes to break or guns to shoot. You need to start us with something. Tis but a hiccup in a large plan. Oh well *flees from rocket whore*
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Post by Draxas on Feb 24, 2005 14:07:43 GMT -5
No hiccup at all. Remember the new action?
Let me adjust the current status to reflect the fact that the Item Crates are always there...
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Post by Draxas on Feb 24, 2005 14:14:48 GMT -5
Here, I'll start.
*Crowbars open the nearest item crate.*
Draxas obtains a pair of GE Rocket Launchers!
Um, whoa. I wasn't expecting THAT to happen...
A new Rare Weapon has been discovered!
Ah yes... One thing I forgot to mention before, that I'll add to the rules now: You can't split up weapon pairs in this mode. You either fire both guns, or fire neither.
CURRENT STATUS:
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:
Item Crate Repository (Enables "Open Item Crate" action)
PLAYERS:
Bent 00: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Draxas: 200/200 HP (9) Tokens: 0 E GE Rocket Launcher: 1/1 ammo E GE Rocket Launcher: 1/1 ammo
JayDeth: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Jeral: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Kidgame: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Merlin: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Ranger: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Razor: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
SIMS:
MeatSim: 5/5 HP E PP9i: 7/7 ammo E PP9i: 7/7 ammo Reward: 1 Token
EasySim 1: 10/10 HP E Silver PP9i: 7/7 ammo E Silver PP9i: 7/7 ammo Reward: 2 Tokens
EasySim 2: 10/10 HP E Rocket Launcher: 1/1 ammo (Rocket Launch) Reward: 2 Tokens
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JayDeth
Junior
"Smokers help me make a living." - the Grim Reaper
Posts: 99
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Post by JayDeth on Feb 24, 2005 14:49:23 GMT -5
You've told us to do Thing A and Thing B happens. However, you haven't stated how to do Thing A to get Thing B to happen. However, I'll take a long shot in the dark.
*opens an item crate*
JayDeth obtains a pair of ZZT 9mm SMGs!
A new Rare Weapon had been discovered!
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Post by Draxas on Feb 24, 2005 14:58:58 GMT -5
My apologies for not being more explicit about that. For the purposes of this round, just assume that the Item Crates are always present.
*Obliterates EasySim 1 with a pair of rockets.*
EasySim 1 has been defeated! Draxas obtains 2 Tokens.
Draxas discards 2 GE Rocket Launchers.
CURRENT STATUS:
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:
Item Crate Repository (Enables "Open Item Crate" action)
PLAYERS:
Bent 00: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Draxas: 200/200 HP (8) Tokens: 2 UNARMED
JayDeth: 200/200 HP (9) Tokens: 0 E ZZT 9mm: 32/32 ammo E ZZT 9mm: 32/32 ammo
Jeral: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Kidgame: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Merlin: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Ranger: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Razor: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
SIMS:
MeatSim: 5/5 HP E PP9i: 7/7 ammo E PP9i: 7/7 ammo Reward: 1 Token
EasySim 2: 10/10 HP E Rocket Launcher: 1/1 ammo (Rocket Launch) Reward: 2 Tokens
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Post by Razor on Feb 24, 2005 15:42:59 GMT -5
*Lift Box. Throw Box. Smash Box. Collect Candy.*
Razor obtains a pair of KF7 Specials!
A new Rare Weapon has been discovered!
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Post by Draxas on Feb 24, 2005 15:55:04 GMT -5
*Opens another item crate.*
Draxas obtains a Camspy!
A new Rare Item has been discovered!
CURRENT STATUS:
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:
Item Crate Repository (Enables "Open Item Crate" action)
PLAYERS:
Bent 00: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Draxas: 200/200 HP (7) Tokens: 2 UNARMED - Camspy
JayDeth: 200/200 HP (9) Tokens: 0 E ZZT 9mm: 32/32 ammo E ZZT 9mm: 32/32 ammo
Jeral: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Kidgame: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Merlin: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Ranger: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Razor: 200/200 HP (9) Tokens: 0 E KF7 Special: 30/30 ammo E KF7 Special: 30/30 ammo
SIMS:
MeatSim: 5/5 HP E PP9i: 7/7 ammo E PP9i: 7/7 ammo Reward: 1 Token
EasySim 2: 10/10 HP E Rocket Launcher: 1/1 ammo (Rocket Launch) Reward: 2 Tokens
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Post by Razor on Feb 24, 2005 16:00:37 GMT -5
*Turns and mows down the Sim with the Rocket Launcher*
EasySim has been defeated! Razor obtains 2 Tokens.
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JayDeth
Junior
"Smokers help me make a living." - the Grim Reaper
Posts: 99
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Post by JayDeth on Feb 24, 2005 16:25:59 GMT -5
*shoots remaining MeatSim*
This sure is off to a slower start then Bent's.
MeatSim has been defeated! JayDeth obtains 1 Token.
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Post by Razor on Feb 24, 2005 16:28:57 GMT -5
That's because here...people actually have this thing...called school...and this other thing...called work...oh, and this nice last thing, called a life...
*Tears into Bent*
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Post by Draxas on Feb 24, 2005 16:38:53 GMT -5
*Opens another item crate.*
Draxas obtains a Psychosis Gun!
Several more Sims enter the arena!
A new Rare Weapon has been discovered!
CURRENT STATUS:
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:
Item Crate Repository (Enables "Open Item Crate" action)
PLAYERS:
Bent 00: 182/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Draxas: 200/200 HP (6) Tokens: 2 E Psychosis Gun: 8/8 ammo - Camspy
JayDeth: 200/200 HP (8) Tokens: 1 E ZZT 9mm: 28/32 ammo E ZZT 9mm: 28/32 ammo
Jeral: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Kidgame: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Merlin: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Ranger: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Razor: 199.5/200 HP (7) Tokens: 2 E KF7 Special: 24/30 ammo E KF7 Special: 24/30 ammo
SIMS:
EasySim: 10/10 HP E Shotgun: 9/9 ammo (Double Blast) Reward: 1 Token
NormalSim 1: 25/25 HP E KLO1313: 20/20 ammo Reward: 1 Token
NormalSim 2: 25/25 HP E KLO1313: 20/20 ammo E KLO1313: 20/20 ammo Reward: 1 Token
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Post by Razor on Feb 24, 2005 16:42:03 GMT -5
*Rips into Normalsim 2*
No no no...Psychosis BAAAAD...>.>
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Post by Draxas on Feb 24, 2005 16:47:14 GMT -5
Psychosis also USELESS right now... Because they still will just sit there and wait for someone to attack them. I'd rather be able to do damage. *Opens another item crate.* Draxas obtains a pair of CMP150s!
Draxas discards a Psychosis Gun.Now that's a little more like it. CURRENT STATUS:
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:
Item Crate Repository (Enables "Open Item Crate" action)
PLAYERS:
Bent 00: 182/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Draxas: 200/200 HP (5) Tokens: 2 E CMP150: 32/32 ammo E CMP150: 32/32 ammo - Camspy
JayDeth: 200/200 HP (8) Tokens: 1 E ZZT 9mm: 28/32 ammo E ZZT 9mm: 28/32 ammo
Jeral: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Kidgame: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Merlin: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Ranger: 200/200 HP (10) Tokens: 0 UNARMED
Razor: 195.5/200 HP (6) Tokens: 2 E KF7 Special: 21/30 ammo E KF7 Special: 21/30 ammo
SIMS:
EasySim: 10/10 HP E Shotgun: 9/9 ammo (Double Blast) Reward: 1 Token
NormalSim 1: 25/25 HP E KLO1313: 20/20 ammo Reward: 1 Token
NormalSim 2: 7/25 HP E KLO1313: 18/20 ammo E KLO1313: 18/20 ammo Reward: 1 Token
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