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Post by Merlin 2592 on Apr 17, 2004 20:33:14 GMT -5
Cut's open the rubber exposing the wire, this will short circut it and blow the machine. Starts twitching again
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Post by niff on Apr 17, 2004 22:23:04 GMT -5
*eats Merlin*
Problem fixed! XD
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Post by Diamonddagger on Apr 17, 2004 22:25:30 GMT -5
*pours hot sauce on niff* *lights on fire* ~Crystal~
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Post by niff on Apr 17, 2004 22:27:11 GMT -5
*licks face while hair is on fire*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Apr 17, 2004 22:31:55 GMT -5
*pours bbq sauce just for entertainment* ~Crystal~
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Post by niff on Apr 17, 2004 22:33:59 GMT -5
*licks bbq sauce off face* *burning on inside and outside*
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Post by Draxas on Apr 17, 2004 22:45:31 GMT -5
*A fork falls from the sky and stabs Niff in the forehead.*
*A spoon falls from the sky and digs into the back of Diamonddagger's head.*
*A table knife falls from the sky, and stabs Merlin in the chest.*
*A fork falls from the sky, and stabs into an exposed wire of Garrant's mech. This connects 2 high-voltage circuits which were never meant to be connected, and the electrical system overloads, destroying the engine.*
*Dozens of other utensils bounce off of shelves or stick into soft things.*
Weehee!
*Draxas continues firing silverware with his spring-loaded Hot Wheels launcher.*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Apr 17, 2004 22:47:09 GMT -5
*feels fork in bleedage of head* mmm doughnuts ~Crystal~
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Post by niff on Apr 17, 2004 23:02:20 GMT -5
*shoots arrows up high, so it lands into the end ramp of Draxas's hotwheels launcher, the arrow curving upwards around the track then finally to the start point stabbing into Draxas's head*
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Post by N3B on Apr 17, 2004 23:16:36 GMT -5
*Goes to electronics and plays crappy sports demos*
*Breaks windows and pulls out WindWaker and opens it*
*Breaks open plastic box around cube and inserts windwaker*
*Wishes never to leave*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Apr 17, 2004 23:21:21 GMT -5
*hides in one of the vents plotting something*
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Post by Draxas on Apr 17, 2004 23:55:18 GMT -5
*Runs over to the Pharmacy, and gets a box of band-aids.*
*Removes arrow from forehead, and applies band-aid so that the blood stops dripping into eyes.*
*Runs over to the soda display, grabs each bottle one by one, and shakes them up.*
*Attaches the remaining silverware to the bottom ends of each bottle.*
*Uses one last table knife to chop off the bottlenecks of the bottles, so that the escaping pressure shoots the bottles through the air and across the store.*
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Post by Ranger on Apr 18, 2004 0:22:37 GMT -5
uhh well I will point out to everyone that Merlin turned down the thermostat and there is automated sprinklers getting everyone wet. Water is never a conducter actually. Metal may be but water isn't. Electricity actually runs over the surface of water...
As for merlin Freezing me doesn't work because of the stuff I put on in the first place. If you didn't know interior design the place I ran to is full of all kinds of cool things including forms of insulation which are built into my suit. It also has quite a bit of armor which is from the pillows and thick blankets they have in there. Also nearby it usually is a knick-knack thing which has all kinds of neato electric things that are self contained energy. If i had felt so inclined I could have made a large taser...I didn't however. I doubt I would stand by while you poured arsenic down my throat and like I would even have my eyes in a position to be stabbed by forks... As for the fire extinguiser once again I will point out my insulated armor which keeps my heat in... Now as I was doing.
Ranger grabs the snowboard attached to the two scuba tanks and then tabes many of the knives from the knife display to the snowboard so it will be rocketed into the first thing in its way. Taking a few peices from the weight sets he arranges a launch platform and aims it directly at Garrant's mecha. and then takes his bludgeoning object and knocks off both tops for the Scuba tanks.
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Post by niff on Apr 18, 2004 0:23:32 GMT -5
*dives out from canned food aisle and shoots arrow at bottle making it explode*
*shoots another but gets smacked in the head and falls over*
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Post by Draxas on Apr 18, 2004 2:45:09 GMT -5
OK folks, time for a science lesson...
Chemistry 101: Water (H2O) in a deionized state (without impurities) is not a conductor of electricity. In order to conduct electricity, a substance needs to be able to pass electrons from one atom/molecule to the next. Metal and Hydrogen ions are best suited for this purpose, because of their single or double "loose" electrons in their outer shell. The natural structure of water does not allow this to happen, because the single electrons that each Hydrogen (+1 charge) would donate have both already been accepted by the Oxygen (-2 charge), giving water a net charge of 0.
Even "deionized" water has a small number of ions spontaneously form, however, this is not significant enough to allow conductivity.
HOWEVER...
We are not talking about deionized water when we turn on the sink (or the sprinkler). In fact, clean municipal water is heavily ionized due to chlorination and fluorination, with many H+ ions floating around, because they break away from the water in the presence of the Cl- and F- ions dissolved in the water. This is to say nothing of the metal ions that are present, because the water gradually erodes the metal of the pipes it travels through. Regular tap water is in fact an EXCELLENT conductor of electricity. This is why it's not smart to bring any kind of powered device into the shower with you unless it's waterproof, because if you should happen to touch an exposed contact while it's wet, you'll probably electrocute yourself.
And that's today's science lesson kids. Bottom line: Sprinkler water conducts electricity.
*Ranger is hit in the chest by a fork, knife, and spoon studded bottle-rocket.*
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