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Post by kidgame2001 on Dec 13, 2004 7:04:59 GMT -5
After seing nothing happen again kid screams "C'MON DRAXAS HELP ME. I'M SERIOUS!" back into the megaphone hoping draxas would make a positive reply this time
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Post by Draxas on Dec 13, 2004 10:47:28 GMT -5
*Starts on page 25*
*Ignores the voices; they're always there, but rarely worth listening to.*
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Post by kidgame2001 on Dec 15, 2004 16:51:18 GMT -5
"BUT I'VE GOT A HUGE BAGO OF MONEY FOR YOUR REWARD DRAXAS!" the voice replied. Kid was obviously intent on getting help. He was losing hope and knew draxas would never come. But he continued yelling for help anyways.
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Post by Draxas on Dec 15, 2004 17:03:15 GMT -5
*Finishes page 25.*
Wow, this is taking way longer to write than I expected. What do you think, NOTESURFER?
*Glares angrily*
*Viciously grabs another pencil, shoves its head in the sharpener, and starts in on page 26.*
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Post by Ranger on Dec 16, 2004 1:01:55 GMT -5
*wakes again like many times before from sleeping and drooling with the door wide open and nothing happening*
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Post by kidgame2001 on Jan 3, 2005 10:10:06 GMT -5
*Continues screaming for help*
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Post by Draxas on Jan 3, 2005 10:42:06 GMT -5
OK, I give up. I'm tired of waiting. *Godlike powers issue forth, destroying all of the evil pencils, and exploding Notesurfer's head.* Now I'm in charge. As usual. Kidgame: You finally hit bottom, along with your entire family, and the headless corpse of Notesurfer. You fully expected to splatter, but instead find yourself chest-deep in the largest Chucky-Cheese style ball pit you've ever seen. As far as the eye can see, stretching to every horizon, are brightly colored balls. Except for ahead of you, where there appears to be a sandy island with a single palm tree jutting upward from it. Oddly enough, as you look around, you quickly notice that you are once again alone. What will you do? - Head toward the island. - Head off in a random direction. - Dig down underneath the balls, to see what's at the bottom. - Do the backstroke. - Continue screaming for help. Ranger: As you enter the Pink door, you are blinded by an overwhelming sensation of hot pink all around, and pass out. When you come to, you find yourself dressed up in a frilly pink dress and bonnet, sitting at a table with an enormous stuffed bear and a gigantic Barbie doll. A small tea set adorns the top of the table, and you find a matching teacup in your hand. The bear turns to you and asks, "Would you like some more tea, Mrs. Wigglesbottom?" What will you do? - Respond, "I would love some more tea, Miss Nezbit." - Scream uncontrollably. - Check to see if you're also wearing ladies underwear. - Chuck the teacup at Barbie's head. - Belch loudly. - Snap your own neck. Phix: She (He?) sues you for sexual harassment. You wind up in prison, serving 17 consecutive life sentences, and are anally raped every 10 minutes (on the minute) by a large fellow affectiontely known as Big Bubba. Before a week passes, a prison guard "accidentally" shoots you in the nadgers, and then the other head, finally putting you out of your misery. You find yourself mysteriously back in the door room, with all your parts intact.
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Post by kidgame2001 on Jan 21, 2005 20:29:38 GMT -5
Kid decideds to stop screaming (after all he was getting tired a bit) and he now decides to head off towards the island
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Post by Diamonddagger on Feb 17, 2005 1:07:54 GMT -5
Kid gets on the island and meets a group of savage cavemen. They come at him with axes and shotguns. O.o What will he do.
A: Pretend to be a tree and hold as still as a tree. (Hey it works for bears) B: Throw skittles at them because they're magically delicious C: Run away and scream like a little girl again D: Call upon the power of thor E: Call upon fat chocobo
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Post by Ranger on Feb 17, 2005 3:55:32 GMT -5
Check to see if you're also wearing ladies underwear.
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Post by kidgame2001 on Apr 4, 2005 7:29:26 GMT -5
kid calls upon the power of thor in order to defeat the enemies
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Post by Draxas on Apr 4, 2005 9:22:32 GMT -5
Ranger: You check, an find that you are indeed wearing ladies underwear. A very small thong, to be exact. You wonder why you didn't notice how uncomfortable it was until now.
The gigantic Barbie turns to you, and asks, "What's wrong, Mrs. Wigglesbottom? Don't you like the way you are dressed? And don't you want some tea?"
What will you do? - Respond, "I would love some tea, Madame Truflou." - Challenge Barbie to a duel. - Scream loudly and drool inexplicably - Remove your thong and wave it above your head screaming, "I'm a MAN! I'M A MAN!" - Demand equal rights for crossdressers from the bear.
Kidgame: As the savages advance upon you with axes and shotguns, you throw your arms in the air and shout, "Thor, Norse lord of the mighty force of thunder and lightning, protect and aid me in this, my time of need!" As you finish the incantation, dark grey thunderclouds quickly roll in, and bolts of lightning begin to flash between the clouds. The natives look to the sky somewhat nervously, but begin to advance upon you with their weapons once more.
Suddenly, an enormous lightning bolt splits the sky and smashes into the island with a deafening crack, sending sand and glass flying in every direction. You turn away to shield you eyes, and when you turn to look again, the Marvel comic hero Thor is standing in the impact crater. He turns to you, and booms, "Why hast thou summoned me, mortal?"
What do you do? - Flee in terror. - Ask Thor to destroy the natives. - Ask Thor to do that cool thing with the lightning again. - Ask Thor why he was on a lame super team like the Avengers. - Take on the natives yourself.
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Post by kidgame2001 on Apr 5, 2005 7:17:35 GMT -5
ask thor to destroy the natives
"Oh great thor these natives are attacking me for no reason. I have not threatened them yet they attack me. I came on this island to save myself. Now please save me" kid said as he bowed down to thor
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Post by Ranger on Apr 5, 2005 21:08:59 GMT -5
I demand for my equal rights
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Post by Draxas on Apr 5, 2005 22:25:13 GMT -5
Kidgame: Upon hearing your request, Thor raises his mighty hammer above his head and shouts, "Evildoers! I shall smite thee with the might of the storm!"
Suddenly, the Board of Directors for Marvel Comics appear in a burst of darkness before Thor!
"Sorry, Thor," says the Chairman of the Board, as he levels a revolver at Thor's forehead, "You're just not profitable anymore."
"Wha?" Thor manages to stmmer out, just before the Chairman of the Board blasts the top of his head off with a high caliber round. Thor falls bleeding to the ground like a rock, and vanishes in a bolt of lightning. The Board of directors nod to the Chairman, before they all ooze back into nonexistence in pools of inky darkness.
The natives are rather confused by recent events, but it doesn't take them long to realize that you're still standing there too.
What will you do? - Run for the ball pit ocean, and dive in, swimming away as fast as possible - Call upon the power of the Marvel Board of Directors - Disarm one of the natives of his shotgun, and go on a killing spree - Scream like a little girl - Jump up and down like a monkey
Ranger: You stand up from the table and loudly proclaim, "I demand equal rights for crossdressers everywhere!" Both Barbie and the stuffed bear look at you in bewilderment.
"Whatever are you shouting about, Mrs. Wigglesbottom?" asks the bear, "Who are these crossdressers you speak of? Please, sit back down and hae some tea, you're embarassing us. And if you do that, the mistress will be very unhappy."
What will you do? - Sit down and offer your teacup for filling - Scream at the top of your lungs, "I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED!" - Grab a tableknife and assault the bear - Check your undergarments to make sure you really are crossdressing - Ask Barbie if the Mistress is hot - Stand atop the table and sing the teapot song, with accompanying dance
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