Snake
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Neo Tetra Coalition
So sayeth the Shepherd ...
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Post by Snake on Nov 8, 2004 5:49:30 GMT -5
There was once a Dark force named Jektor, and every day, his Spawner would tell him....
"Why aren't you lik my other spawn, they have all gone to school and made somthing of themselves."
She would say this every day when Jektor came out of meditation. And it would be unrelentless, he would get out of his Matter cube and go down to Physical energy Remediation she would continue to tell him. Unrelentlessly, so one day he decided to do his mother of over two millennia proud.
"mother, i'm going to go to school."
Needless to say, his mother was extremely pleased with this change in attitude. So she registered him with the local elementary school. The school at first was tetchy about letting somebody in that wasn't human, or animal for that matter (get it? matter?) but they let him anyway. Well, he had an ok first day, except he accedentaly cast a black plauge over the Prep students, vaporised the cafeteria lady for not giving him the right change and hit his teacher with a lightning bolt on 3 separate occaisions, talk about a bad day.
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