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Post by niff on Apr 16, 2004 20:00:54 GMT -5
Ok, so here's how it goes! The whole of the PDBA has been locked and chained inside a Walmart store.
We have been ordered to wage war on eachother or never be let out again! No teams! Using everything we can find in this place, anything, anything at all! Towels, duraseal, canned food, pet toys, and things from the sporting department!
*heads to sporting department*
*picks up bow and steel-tipped hunting arrows, placing the arrows in a quiver and hanging it over back*
Nyeehehe! No! This must not go on the battle arena board!
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Post by Merlin 2592 on Apr 16, 2004 20:07:53 GMT -5
Opens all the soup cans.
Pours it evry where in walmart making anyone slip get ready to use soup things as ninja disks and knifes.
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PhiX
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Post by PhiX on Apr 16, 2004 20:34:09 GMT -5
/me sets off all the alarm clocks in the store, providing odd music and a big distraction.
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Post by Ranger on Apr 16, 2004 20:44:18 GMT -5
*blares the radio after getting some ear plugs* Using the sporting department is for the weak. *runs off to the Home design to think up something clever with the houseware*
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Post by PhiX on Apr 16, 2004 20:50:27 GMT -5
/me hits ranger in the back of the head with a lamp then runs away.
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Post by Razor on Apr 16, 2004 21:12:16 GMT -5
*Runs to home improvement then bolts to electronics and fashions himself a stun gun from a GBA*
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Post by niff on Apr 16, 2004 21:13:37 GMT -5
*shoots arrows into air*
*hears a thud as it hits Phoenix in the head*
*snicker*
*grabs El Paso Refired Beans and throws the tin at Ranger*
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PhiX
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Post by PhiX on Apr 16, 2004 21:17:27 GMT -5
/me removes the arrow from his head
/me grabs plants from the gardening section and places them at random points in the store.
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Post by niff on Apr 16, 2004 21:20:02 GMT -5
/me throws another El Paso can, accidentally hitting cactus
*giant bean explosion*
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Post by Raven on Apr 16, 2004 21:55:29 GMT -5
*avoids traps to get to electronics* *Grabs controller and... plays XBox, ignoring all other activities.  * *places "Do Not Disturb" sandwich board on self* |
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Post by NeoPhife on Apr 16, 2004 22:03:06 GMT -5
As Raven taps away at his oversised controller, Phife comes from behind and flips Raven into a shopping cart. He gives a heavy push and Raven sails into the frozen produce section and is caught in an avalanche of Lean Cuisine boxes. Raven attempts to roll out of the frozen meals when he is knocked unconscious with a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup.
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Post by Notesurfer on Apr 16, 2004 22:07:59 GMT -5
*slaps Razor around with a rubber dog bone*
HOW DARE YOU ABUSE THE GBA IN SUCH A MANNER!!!!
*pins him up against the roof with pencils*
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Post by Raven on Apr 16, 2004 22:09:38 GMT -5
And I never dropped the controller.
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Post by Draxas on Apr 16, 2004 22:13:01 GMT -5
*Grabs a lighter from off of a register endcap.*
*Makes a quick dash over to hair care, and grabs up all the hairspray he can carry.*
*Runs up to Niff, lights the lighter in front of the nozzle of the aerosol can, and sprays Niff.*
*Laughs at Niff as he runs around madly with his head on fire.*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Apr 16, 2004 22:48:49 GMT -5
*runs around the room pouring gasoline while everybodies distracted* *lights it with the match and watches and laughs at the circle of fire* ;D ~Crystal~  |
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