Golden Magnum
PDBA Veteran
Pie-eating Heretic
OMG!!11!1 WTF!!1!11!! HE MSUT B3 A HAX0R!!!1!1!11!
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Post by Golden Magnum on May 4, 2004 19:05:22 GMT -5
Golden Magnum enters the Wal Mart with a black trenchcoat and sunglasses. First he heads over to the sporting department, picks up a Brass Eagle Stingray paintball gun (yes, they sell paintball guns at Wal Mart), some paintballs and a co2 tank, loads it up, turns the velocity up to the max (past the legal limit) and put it in his trenchcoat. On the way to grab some bottles to make Molotov cocktails, he finds Draxas. He pulls out the Stingray and shoots Draxas with many paintballs.
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Post by Draxas on May 4, 2004 19:50:43 GMT -5
Ow ow ow! Those paintball thingies hurt!
Hey, wait a second, where'd you come from?
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THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED!
*Quickly bludgeons Golden Magnum with the DoorknobTM, and then makes a break for the door, escaping into the night...*
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Post by Diamonddagger on May 4, 2004 21:44:57 GMT -5
*twirls rope in her arms and throws it grabbing draxas leg* *he comes in kicking while she drags him back in and locks the door* hehehehe NO ESCAPE! ~Crystal~
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Post by Draxas on May 4, 2004 22:37:41 GMT -5
*Cries in a corner*
Can't get out... Can't get out... Too much crap... Can't get out...
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Golden Magnum
PDBA Veteran
Pie-eating Heretic
OMG!!11!1 WTF!!1!11!! HE MSUT B3 A HAX0R!!!1!1!11!
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Post by Golden Magnum on May 5, 2004 3:58:50 GMT -5
Golden Magnum shoots Draxas with more Paintballs unti. once he is done, he grabs a few glass bottles, empties them and replaces them with gasoline. Then he places a wick in each of them and grabs a lighter
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Post by Ranger on May 5, 2004 4:15:11 GMT -5
unoriginal'd lol Anyway
Ranger quickly runs up and gnaws the rope apart. He then makes a break for the exit and smashes through the glass sliding doors. In the parking lot he makes a break for the nearest Volvo.
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Post by Draxas on May 5, 2004 8:02:50 GMT -5
Doors open! DOORS OPEN!
*Dashes out into the night once again.*
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Golden Magnum
PDBA Veteran
Pie-eating Heretic
OMG!!11!1 WTF!!1!11!! HE MSUT B3 A HAX0R!!!1!1!11!
Posts: 434
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Post by Golden Magnum on May 5, 2004 17:37:40 GMT -5
When Draxas rushes out, the front entrances caves in with rocks teleported in. Afterwards, a Molotov cocktail thrown by Golden Magnum hits him and he runs around like a decapitated chicken.
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Post by Diamonddagger on May 5, 2004 17:53:57 GMT -5
*explodes the cave in* *grabs gun and shoots all escapees as a net falls over them* *drags the bag back in* *throws them back in* *uses magical powers to make it a titanium wall* HAH YOUR ALL STUCK! ~Crystal~
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Post by Draxas on May 5, 2004 18:26:12 GMT -5
*Runs around like a madman, setting Golden Magnum and Diamonddagger on fire.*
Arghargharghargh!
*Touches some cheap particleboard furniture, turning the entire furniture department into a raging inferno that not even the celing sprinklers can handle.*
Yaaghyaaghyaaghyaagh!
*Leaves a trail of flame in his wake as he runs around aimlessly, setting at least half the Walmart on fire. The other half is set ablaze by the spreading inferno in furniture...*
Gahgahgahgah!
*Finally passes out, burining quietly on the floor as the entire store begins to collapse around him...*
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Post by Shadow on May 6, 2004 8:55:44 GMT -5
*slaps the pyro maniac* *catches on fire also, and runs around like an idiot*
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Post by Diamonddagger on May 6, 2004 10:08:49 GMT -5
*freezes them* ~Crystal~!
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Post by Ranger on May 6, 2004 10:21:18 GMT -5
*is also a pyromaniac*
*jumps on some flames then jumps on crystal and begins whispering the power of christ compels you into ear*
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Post by Razor on May 6, 2004 10:22:16 GMT -5
*Wakes up from sudden unconsciousness.*
AH! I'M NAKED!
*Faints*
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Post by Diamonddagger on May 6, 2004 10:25:15 GMT -5
*beats down ranger with lego bat* ~Crystal~
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