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Post by Altl on Jan 27, 2007 19:45:56 GMT -5
Rumor is that Niff didn't actually go to Japan instead he went to California to have a love affair with Ranger.
I also heard that N3b keeps a messy house and brushes his teeth up and down not in circles...
Notesurfer lip syncs.
Draxas is old.
Everyone else doesn't post.
Update: I also heard N3b died in a tragic accident that involved My Space, a Web Cam, K.Y. Jelly, and a Pineapple. More on this as it develops.
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Post by Draxas on Jan 27, 2007 21:31:31 GMT -5
Rumor is that Niff didn't actually go to Japan instead he went to California to have a love affair with Ranger. Well, duh. They've been doing this for years, and desperately trying to pretend that the rest of the board doesn't know. Pssh, like Ranger actually has a girlfriend in North Carolina; he's just paying visits to NZ to continue their torrid love affair. In fact, I'd be willing to venture that "Diamonddagger" may even be one of Niff's alts.  No doubt about the messy house. But what's wrong with brushing up & down? That's how I brush, and the dentist gave me a cavity-free report just this morning. Up & downers, unite against our opressors! That's because Notesurfer isn't even actually human. He's the product of a super-secret government project to create an AI that can act and react to any situation online in the most realistic approximation of human emotions and responses. However, in order to curtail his ability to wreak havoc when he goes "Skynet" (as all AIs inevitably do in time), his physical manifestation is nothing more than a robot head confined to a plexiglass box, connected to a PC via a cable bundle that comes from his nostrils. Since he has no ability to vocalize any sounds in the physical world (but still likes his music), the best he can do is lipsync to his favorite songs. Thanks for the reminder.  AltL included! ;D What? NO! He's my fellow up & downer! How am I supposed to fight the opressors all on my own? |
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Post by Altl on Jan 28, 2007 2:40:56 GMT -5
Upon closer inspection of your grin....  Perhaps up and down isn't the way to go Draxas..or should I call you Brown Tooth Magee? Moving on.... Yeah, next you'll be telling me Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines are actually the same person. And why would I dash your youthful gullibility againt the pointy rocks of reality that way? ... Well, because I can, really. You might want to take this one up in the gossip thread if you want the real truth about Brooks and Gaines. I've brought it to the gossip thread, now tell me the truth about Brooks and Gaines...I can handle it. Update: It turns out N3b did not in fact tragically die. At the last minute someone exchanged his pineapple for grapes. Just how many grapes is unknown as of right now. More on this as it develops. |
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Post by N3B on Jan 28, 2007 22:51:33 GMT -5
"They say that if you get close to a butterfly while holding a Deku Stick in your hands, something good will happen."
"They say that, contrary to her elegant image, Princess Zelda of Hyrule Castle is actually a tomboy!"
"They say that the treasure you can earn in the Gerudos Training Ground is not as great as you'd expect, given its difficulty!"
"They say that Medigoron didn't really think about his own size so his store is really cramped."
"They say that when non-fairy folk enter the Lost Woods they become monsters."
"They say that it's possible to find a total of 100 Gold Skulltulas
throughout Hyrule."
"They say that the strange owl, Kaepora Gaebora, may look big and heavy, but its character is rather lighthearted."
"They say that the owl named Kaepora Gaebora is the reincarnation of an Ancient Sage."
"They say that one Kokiri has left the forest, and he is still alive!"
"They say that there is a man who can always be found running around Hyrule Field."
"They say that players who select HOLD option for Z-Targeting are the real Zelda players!"
"They say that Ruto, the Zora Princess who is known for her selfish nature, likes a certain boy..."
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Post by Draxas on Jan 28, 2007 22:52:30 GMT -5
Perhaps up and down isn't the way to go Draxas..or should I call you Brown Tooth Magee? You shan't, I have fine quality teeth. Not a single one of them is brown, and I have only a few fillings (most of which are rather old). Then again, it is more of a side to side motion than up & down, really. You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! The truth is so diturbing that your mind would literally disintegrate trying to gain an understanding of it. Perhaps it would be best if you simply let this one go... For your sanity's sake. Then again, if you really want to push it, that's up to you... I suppose that's more like loading buckshot than a howitzer... And after this sort of public report, maybe he would have been better off dying. ;D |
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Post by Ranger on Jan 29, 2007 6:11:40 GMT -5
tangelos ftw
If that rumor is true then the dates are wrong he's in japan and Rach is coming in 2 weeks
Up and Down ftw also
Howitzer buckshot I'm sure either way it hurts
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Post by Altl on Jan 29, 2007 14:59:57 GMT -5
You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! The truth is so disturbing that your mind would literally disintegrate trying to gain an understanding of it. Perhaps it would be best if you simply let this one go... For your sanity's sake. Then again, if you really want to push it, that's up to you... For once the I feel you are right, I don't need to know the truth if it will be that devastating. Update: 4 Grapes, what he did with these grapes is still unknown. More on this as it develops. |
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Post by Draxas on Jan 30, 2007 1:09:02 GMT -5
Only four? Man, this story gets suckier every time new details are revealed.
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Post by Altl on Jan 31, 2007 14:48:57 GMT -5
Only four? Man, this story gets suckier every time new details are revealed. The truth isn't always as exciting as a Steven Seagal Movie. Update: He ate the four grapes. More on this as it develops! New Rumor: Garrant visited the board and decided to post because rumor of how awesome my dinosaurs wearing a hat picture is, is spreading across the internet. |
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Post by Notesurfer on Feb 9, 2007 17:11:37 GMT -5
It's "Tangela" dipstick. And all grass pokemon suck.
*dodges flames*
The truth is that I gave N3B the grapes but he refused to eat them until I showed him how he would die, at which point he ran quickly to the 'fridge and downed a whole carton of milk before devouring the grapes.
Back to you Altl.
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Post by Draxas on Feb 9, 2007 18:48:46 GMT -5
No, I'm pretty sure he was referring to "tangelos," you know, the fruit. The only way to repulse evil clowns (because clowns hate tangelos). But incidentally, yeah, grass pokemon do suck.
Dipstick. <snort>
Wow. The revelation of what was actually done with the grapes has damaged that rumor beyond repair. It only kinda sucked before, but it totally sucks now.
Don't be silly, Altl. Garrant died years ago.
Speaking of rumors and pokemon, I hear that Altl is attracted to Jynx in the most carnal fashion possible...
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Post by N3B on Feb 9, 2007 19:42:31 GMT -5
Don't be surprised if somehow a Tentacruel gets involved in that one.
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Post by Draxas on Feb 9, 2007 19:44:36 GMT -5
You've been watching too much... er, anime, sir. Then again, I don't know what other kind of pokemon perversions Altl might be into, so who knows. Here's another rumor I heard: Mario's a communist. www.devilducky.com/media/44752/ |
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Post by N3B on Feb 9, 2007 20:56:29 GMT -5
Rumor has it Draxxxy played the voice of Nurse Joy of Pewter, Pallet, and Cerulean in a fan-film of questionable content.
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Post by Draxas on Feb 9, 2007 22:49:50 GMT -5
Come on, you're not fooling anyone. Don't try to implicate me in your fanservice perversions; you, me, and the rest of the board all know that you did the voice of Officer Jenny from Lavender, Viridian, and Fuscia in the very film you're referring to, not to mention the voice of Chansey. Don't try to bring me down with you, you sick bastard!
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