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Post by Diamonddagger on Sept 10, 2004 0:36:46 GMT -5
Concept: Like those stories it's a pick your own adventure hence i give you options and tell you of your fates. First Pick the door you wish to enter Pink door Yellow Door Magenta Door Dog Door Rat Door Blue Door Smiley Face Door Hammer Door WOOT DOOR 1337 Door
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Post by Draxas on Sept 10, 2004 9:19:25 GMT -5
*Plays it safe and goes inside the Blue Door.*
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Post by niff on Sept 10, 2004 17:08:19 GMT -5
*goes inside the woot door*
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Post by PhiX on Sept 10, 2004 17:42:04 GMT -5
Hammer door! Its hammer time!
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Post by Diamonddagger on Sept 10, 2004 17:54:34 GMT -5
Draxas finds himself in the blue door where all the aliens converse over making him king or cooking him for lunch and selling his extra organs on ebay
Choices: You can run through the spaceship looking for a way out Fight the aliens with only one arm tied behind your back Or You can sit and wait for their decision of your fate
Niff finds himself in the woot door. A group of 500 ewoks greet him and tell them they're going to eat him unless he can complete 5 tasks for them.
Niff can get eaten Accept challenge Dance the exotic dance of the emu Run
Phoenix enters the hammer door. He is greeted by a group of all Viking men. They throw him in an arena filled with emu and give him a choice of which weapon he is to fight with.
Bare fists A rat flail Dead Chickens Numchucks Charm Run
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Post by Draxas on Sept 10, 2004 17:57:23 GMT -5
"You think you're tough, huh? Well I can defeat you all with one arm TIED BEHIND MY BACK!"
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Post by Diamonddagger on Sept 10, 2004 18:57:34 GMT -5
The aliens take a liking to draxas and tranquilize him.He soon finds himself naked in a laboratory with tiny beings offering food.
Choices: Step on them and squash Eat the Food Run Fight them off with one arm tied behind your back
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Post by Draxas on Sept 10, 2004 19:35:05 GMT -5
"Graagh!"
*Ties own arm behind back*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Sept 10, 2004 21:26:58 GMT -5
The tiny aliens bite off Draxas legs and he wakes up naked covered in his bed O.o. An elderly woman comes in saying shes his grandma and he gets suspicious as she puts down the milk and cookies next to his bed.
Choices: He runs Chokes her with the cookie Fights her off with one arm held behind his back Sits there pondering whats going on
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Post by niff on Sept 10, 2004 21:37:58 GMT -5
Accept challenge
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Post by Diamonddagger on Sept 10, 2004 21:55:05 GMT -5
The ewoks tell you to bring them back three fruits
Choices: Kick them in the shins and run Dance the dance of the emu Get grapes Get melons Get a chuahua named bruce Ask where youll find fruits out in the desert.
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Post by niff on Sept 11, 2004 0:16:32 GMT -5
Get a chuahua named bruce
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Post by PhiX on Sept 11, 2004 10:18:59 GMT -5
Arr! I choose my bare hands!
Emu's arent that big I shall strangle them!
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Post by Raven on Sept 11, 2004 11:19:37 GMT -5
*Enters 1337 door*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Sept 11, 2004 15:37:40 GMT -5
Niff comes back with the chuahua named bruce and the ewoks beat him brutally with bats. They are disappointed in the small human but they give him a second chance. He has to fight the volcano monster or face the wrath of being turned into an emu
Choice: Turn into an emu Dance the dance of the emu Run Fight them off Pretend to be a tree
Phoenix choosing to fight them off bare handed wakes up in the hospital with 2 broken legs and is currently in a wheel chair. When an elf pops up with pills that will take him to a new destination. Choices: Red Pill Blue Pill Smiley face pill Ritallin He decided to run Punch the elf in the face and ask for magical beanstalk beans
Raven enters the 1337 door and upon entering it he gets killed. Should've known that a 1337 door is that 1337. He gets put back in the same destination with the same picks of doors. He can choose the 1337 door again if he wants to.
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