PhiX
Retired Global Moderator
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Post by PhiX on Sept 11, 2004 15:50:41 GMT -5
Not like the dead chickens were gonna do any good and i had no idea what numchucks were...
One red pill to go!
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Post by niff on Sept 11, 2004 20:05:38 GMT -5
Pretend to be a tree
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Post by Raven on Sept 11, 2004 21:15:55 GMT -5
*dazed, and stumbles through smiley face door*
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Post by Draxas on Sept 12, 2004 1:01:01 GMT -5
"Who are you old woman?!"
*Ties arm behind back.*
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PhiX
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Post by PhiX on Sept 13, 2004 14:16:51 GMT -5
/me smacks DD
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Post by Notesurfer on Nov 8, 2004 14:03:29 GMT -5
In memory of DD I shall attempt to revive this topic.
Raven, you find yourself on top of a giant guitar, where fleas with panpipes are playing music to you. You can: 4. Slap yourself for going through a smiley door. 2. Steal a panpipe and use it to blow up some balloones 6. Teach me how to count. 136,386,009,467,452. Look for a pick to go with the giant guitar.
Draxas, the grandmother stares you in the eye, then turns into a sixteen-bajillion armed sea serpent who threatens to beat the living daylights out of you. 1. Fight it with one arm tied beind your back. 2. Turn into an emu and run. 3. Call it an emu and hope it cries. 4. Emu some old Japanese ROMs.
Phix, you find yourself in a psychiatrist's office. A woman walks up to you and asks for "the papers." Will you; 1. Slap her and ask her what she did with them. 2. Flirt 3. Sedate her and drag her back to your cave where you will feed her to your giant gorilla.
Niff the ewoks have lost track of you due to your 1337 n1nj4 skillz and you are now free to roam about the countryside. You can go: 1. Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house. 2. To Ireland. 3. To Mos Eisly 4. To Water Temple
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Post by Draxas on Nov 8, 2004 14:30:38 GMT -5
"All right, you octo-bastard! Let's go!"
*Ties arm behind back*
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PhiX
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Post by PhiX on Nov 8, 2004 17:15:54 GMT -5
I have no idea where I am, but I think this woman might look nice. I decide to flirt with her of course.
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Post by kidgame2001 on Nov 8, 2004 18:18:36 GMT -5
Doors! Lots and lots of doors. Which one shall I take? I'll go through the YELLOW DOOR.
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Post by Notesurfer on Nov 9, 2004 8:32:53 GMT -5
Draxas the Sea Serpent ownz you. You die and respawn in the door room. I reccomend you fight with both arms next time.
Phix, she slaps you and demands to know why you aren't in a costume. This is about the time you realize that "she" is actually a "he." You can: 1. Run around screaming and tearing out your hair. 2. Steal a part of her body and run away with it. 3. Huddle on the floor shivering. 4. Challenge her to a fencing duel.
KidGame2001, you find yourself falling down a deep deep dark hole. You can: 1. Scream for your mother. 2. Scream for your father. 3. Scream for me. 4. Sing nursery rhymes.
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Post by Draxas on Nov 9, 2004 13:55:15 GMT -5
Stupid squid...
*Stumbles through the magenta door, while shielding his eyes from the hideous color.*
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Post by kidgame2001 on Nov 9, 2004 20:24:27 GMT -5
1- scream for my mother
Kid falls down the holw while screaming for help. Will anyone hear him?
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Post by Notesurfer on Nov 11, 2004 8:52:58 GMT -5
Draxas, you find yourself in an old Daffy Duck cartoon. You can 1. Search for Daffy 2. Take a bath in the pond. 3. Sing nursery rhymes.
KidGame2001 your mother appears magically next to you. You are now both falling down the hole. She slaps you and starts yelling at you for getting her into this mess. 1. Scream for your father. 2. Scream for me. 3. Sing nursery rhymes.
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Post by Draxas on Nov 11, 2004 9:32:16 GMT -5
Well, it IS duck season...
*Searches for Daffy*
*Prepares to tie arm behind back, just incase...*
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Post by Notesurfer on Nov 11, 2004 10:05:26 GMT -5
Draxas You find Daffy surrounded by a horde of Ewoks in a pond. 1. Distract the ewoks to get them to leave him alone. 2. Ignore it all. 3. Climb the nearest tree and repeatedly scream that it is a "Suffusion of Yellow" 4. Fight them off with neither arm tied behind your back.
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