DaHaK
Junior
Maka
Posts: 75
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Post by DaHaK on Jul 14, 2005 20:29:17 GMT -5
ehe... well it was worth a try... now then...
Crawls hand over hand to door 10 and hopes it leads to an emergency room.
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 14, 2005 20:43:43 GMT -5
Door 10 opens to reveal to Dahak dun dun nu nu. A broom and a mop. Which also reveals two doors. He takes the broom and mop. Which door will he enter. Also he now has schitzophrenia A. Left (pick left) B. Right (no no pick right)
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Post by Draxas on Jul 15, 2005 1:03:27 GMT -5
Wow, lucky guy, he got schizophrenia. All I got were these lousy tacos.
*Gets fat*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 15, 2005 1:26:58 GMT -5
He eats the tacos and he's been drugged oh no O.o. Draxus starts to see floating marshmellows and houses with faces laughing. And all of a sudden a gigantic lobster goes up to him and says. Give me all your hormones. What will he do. A. Cry like a little girl B. Jump off the lobster and see if you can fly C. Apply for handicap parking D. Turn into a giant mushroom
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Post by Draxas on Jul 15, 2005 9:18:34 GMT -5
Every good hallucination includes mushrooms. Just ask Mario.
TRAAAAAAANS-FOOOOOOOORM!
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 15, 2005 10:06:51 GMT -5
You turn into a giant mushroom your now the famed character toad. ^_^. And you kick the lobster and he disappears. But mario shows up . And he tries to seduce you. What does Draxus do. A. Jump on a yoshi and run B. Race him in go karts C. Start break dancing D. Just cry some more.
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DaHaK
Junior
Maka
Posts: 75
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Post by DaHaK on Jul 15, 2005 11:29:13 GMT -5
*minds begin to argue over which door to go through*
*eventually decides to go through both*
*runs into centerpost and falls through the door on the left, while unconcious*
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Post by Draxas on Jul 15, 2005 12:11:16 GMT -5
Mario, you upstager! I'll show you what's what, with the only thing I know I'm better than you at! Let's DRIVE, fat boy!
*Challenges Mario to a kart race in Bowser's Castle.*
*Uses Gold Mushroom power to win the day!*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 15, 2005 13:32:31 GMT -5
Dahak goes into the left door and ends up at another set of doors. Will it never end >.<. 3 doors in front of him what will he do. A. Sit and cry (you baby) B. Go into the middle cursing under your breath (stupid doors) C. Go into the left ( you know you wanna) D. Go into the right (righ away)
Draxas races mario in a race and uses golden mushroom. He crashes into the castle and it explodes. Princess peach proceeds to smack him with her purse. And they leave him out in the desert. What does he do. A. Build a sand man B. Tear open cactus C. go crazy on donkey kong or D. Force the yoshis to raise you as their own.
And to note. I'll be gone till sunday.
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Post by Draxas on Jul 15, 2005 14:20:49 GMT -5
Wee! It's sanding! Time to go out and play in the sand!
*Begins rolling sandballs for a sandman*
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DaHaK
Junior
Maka
Posts: 75
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Post by DaHaK on Jul 15, 2005 17:28:56 GMT -5
*grumbles about the friggin doors and tries to walk through the middle door but misses due to his double vision and goes in the door on the left.*
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Post by Ranger on Jul 16, 2005 4:30:47 GMT -5
*seduces the freaking spider* \m/^_^\m/
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 19, 2005 15:37:50 GMT -5
Draxas builds a sandman but a snake comes out and bites him. He runs around deliriously crying like a little girl till he lands in a town. The local doctor checks him and tells him that it wasn't a poisonous snake. Doesn't he feel silly. What will he do now? A. Walk to the kingdom of bon bons B. Eat everybody in town C. Go buy ice cream.
Dahak walks through the doors and finally makes it out to an actual scenary. He's on the beach. What will he do. A. Go swimming ( hahaha you cant swim) B. Walk cautiously and suspiciously searching for doors (come on you know you wanna) C. Cry and start to kiss the ground (sissy!)
Ranger tries to seduce the spider but it just spits its babies out on him which causes more trouble. He forces out of the web and falls onto the ground. He is now the size of a thumb and has wings. What will he do?
A. Join the cia B. Apply for handicap parking C. Join a fairy cult D. look for the rabbit that stole his watch
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Post by Draxas on Jul 19, 2005 16:18:28 GMT -5
It's always a good time for ice cream!
Mmmmm... Ice cream...
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 19, 2005 23:08:24 GMT -5
Draxas bites into his ice cream and find a baby snake! And it bites him again. And he runs around deliriously to the next town. This seems to be a cycle. In the next town runs into a sumo wrestler who challenges him to sumo. What will he do. A. Challenge him to a pokebattle B. Challenge him to street fighter C. Challenge him to monopoly D. Take the challenge.
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