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Post by Draxas on Mar 13, 2004 0:46:10 GMT -5
Welcome, one and all, to the first Perfect Dark - Last Man Standing, here on the perfect//Network!
*Draxas, N3B, Niff, Notesurfer, and Raven all appear inside the arena, accompanied by brilliant flashes of light. Each is armed with a Falcon 2, and carries several spare clips.*
Greetings to our combatants! All have proven their skill with a variety of weapons before, but which one will be the Last Man Standing?
However, before we begin, the PD - LMS would like to thank Notesurfer for his contributions to this competition, in the area of Simulant R&D.
*An extra $5 is deposited into Notesurfer's bank account*
Now, let the games...
BEGIN!
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
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Post by niff on Mar 13, 2004 1:27:57 GMT -5
Niff flashes into the arena. A sudden weight is flashed into his hand also, a Falcon 2. A bandolier around his torso carried clips.
The giant white box of an arena just stood there, random obstacles used for cover. Niff aimed and fired at Draxas.
SUMMARY: I found a lizard on the ground and gave it to a friend.
But really, I shot Draxas.
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Post by Draxas on Mar 13, 2004 3:33:57 GMT -5
Draxas dove for cover as he saw Niff point the pistol in his direction. Even still, he was dismayed to find the shot had grazed his leg, and had left a thin burn mark across the flesh.
"That wasn't very nice, Niff!" shouted Draxas.
"That's because I'M not very nice!" shouted Niff in response, from behind a stack of barrels. Draxas could see a slight bit of his arm exposed, and returned fire, which left Niff with a burn similar to the one he had delivered before.
"Now we're even!"
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 49/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 7/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 49/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 7/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
*A broadcast is heard over the arena PA system:*
"Attention all combatants! The PD - LMS Armory is open for business! You may purchase weapons and equipment at any time!"
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Post by Draxas on Mar 13, 2004 12:53:10 GMT -5
*A brilliant flash of light is seen in the center of the arena, and suddenly, Ranger is there, Falcon in hand.*
A new participant has entered the arena!
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 49/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 7/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 49/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 7/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Ranger: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
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Post by niff on Mar 13, 2004 13:23:48 GMT -5
Draxas, look a moogle!
*takes potshot at Draxas*
*takes out piece of paper*
*writes*
For the magnums, the pistol whip, wouldn't it do 1 hp damage? It says in the game that the pistol whip does alot more damage than the Falcon 2.
*puts into suggestion box*
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Post by Draxas on Mar 13, 2004 13:50:40 GMT -5
Nah. Pistol Whip on any weapon that has it is only negligably more powerful that a punch. It's not a worthwhile function to add.
*Shoots Niff again*
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 48/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 6/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 48/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 6/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Ranger: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
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Post by niff on Mar 13, 2004 16:13:30 GMT -5
Falcon PUNCH! Well, shot.. *shoots Draxas* Niffuberedit: When we buy a weapon, does it come with a clip  ? Spare ammo? Like, say I bought a Magsec, would I have to reload it before I could shoot? Or would I have to buy ammo before I could reload it or something? Mesa confuddled.. |
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Post by Draxas on Mar 13, 2004 18:17:54 GMT -5
Any weapon you buy from the armory comes with a full clip installed.
*Shoots Niff*
*Wonders where everyone else is?*
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 47/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 5/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 47/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 5/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Ranger: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
*A sonic boom rocks the arena as a Mystery Box materializes on the ground in the arena's center.*
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Post by niff on Mar 13, 2004 19:48:21 GMT -5
*shoots Draxas again* Heehee.. maybe I should start shooting at Notesurfer.. Where is everyone? |
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Post by Draxas on Mar 13, 2004 20:49:00 GMT -5
*Shrugs, and pops Niff once more*
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 46/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 4/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 46/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 4/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Ranger: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
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Post by niff on Mar 13, 2004 22:48:38 GMT -5
"Draxas! Look! Our posts are one hour exactly off eachother!"
"Where?!"
*shoots Draxas*
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Post by Draxas on Mar 14, 2004 2:51:52 GMT -5
*Grumbles about the lack of activity, and shoots Niff*
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 45/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 3/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 45/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 3/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Ranger: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
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Post by niff on Mar 14, 2004 21:42:41 GMT -5
*shoots Draxas* AGAIN. N3B is on MSN but he's not responding  |
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Post by Draxas on Mar 15, 2004 0:51:16 GMT -5
*Shoots Niff*
I wonder what (at least) Raven's excuse is. Why sign up, if you're not going to post?
Ah well, someday they'll wake up.
*A trapdoor in the floor of the arena opens up, and an elevator rises to meet the ground from below. On it stands a MeatSim, dressed in a dataDyne Infantry jumpsuit. He holds a Falcon 2 in one hand, and simply stands hunched over, drooling slightly.*
Looks like we have some company...
*The Mystery Box continues to sit, ignored, in the middle of the arena...*
Scoreboard:
Players:
Draxas: 44/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 2/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
N3B: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Niff: 44/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 2/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Notesurfer: 50/50 HP; $15
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Ranger: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Raven: 50/50 HP; $10
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
- 40 Pistol Rounds
Sims:
MeatSim: 5/5 HP
E Falcon 2: 8/8 ammo
Reward: $10
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Post by niff on Mar 15, 2004 1:06:53 GMT -5
Mystery box? *shoots Draxas*
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? Spare ammo? Like, say I bought a Magsec, would I have to reload it before I could shoot? Or would I have to buy ammo before I could reload it or something? Mesa confuddled..