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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 24, 2005 18:39:12 GMT -5
Ranger kills the pharmacist but installed in the pharmacist is sleeping gas. The next thing he knows he wakes up in a wedding dress next to dahak oh no! What will he do. A. Wonder why crystal continues on this scenario of waking up next to pdba members B. Giggle girlishly C. Look for doors out D. Summon fat chocobo E. Start everybody in song and dance musical about the wedding F. Run
Dahak opens the door and he's in a tuxedo next to ranger what will he do. A. Never look for a door again B. Dance with his bried C. Look for more doors D. Make love to the preacher E. Eat the wedding rings F. Run
Draxas does all of the above hehehe. >.< And finds himself with the aliens again. What does he do. A. Beat the aliens to death B. Tell them you are their god C. Start them in a musical in song and dance D. Eat their babies E. Eat the aliens F. Propose to princess peach
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Post by Ranger on Jul 24, 2005 19:01:16 GMT -5
*summons fat chocobo*
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Post by Draxas on Jul 24, 2005 20:30:27 GMT -5
*Raises arms over head*
I AM YOUR GOD! WORSHIP!
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 24, 2005 20:55:27 GMT -5
Fat chocobo falls on ranger. What a predicament. What does he do. A. Eat the wedding rings B. Eat the groom C. Eat the chocobo D. Eat the guest E. Ask for help F. Try to crawl out
Draxas says what he does and the aliens shoot him. He wakes up in a bed with mario. Oh no! What does he do. A. Curse DD for doing that to him again B. shoot mario C. Hope to god there's nobody else in the bed D. Look for doors out E. Turn into a frog F. Light the building on fire.
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Post by Draxas on Jul 24, 2005 22:42:50 GMT -5
Why, when faced with logic like this, the only recourse is to turn into a frog!
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Post by Ranger on Jul 25, 2005 2:03:23 GMT -5
*eats all of them then asks for help*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 25, 2005 2:15:30 GMT -5
Draxas turns into a frog and hops into a pond with all his frog friends. What does he do. A. Marry the queen frog B. Turn back into human C. Hit on all the sexy frog chicks D. Start everybody in the cha cha E. Play frogger while in frog mode F. Turn into a fish.
Ranger chooses what he does and the police come to wisk him away to prison. What does he do. A. Give an insanity plee B. Eat the police C. Make prison oragami D. Give them your get out of jail free card E. Buy boardwalk F. Wonder why this scenario looks familiar.
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Post by Ranger on Jul 25, 2005 9:12:38 GMT -5
I propose to buy boardwalk
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 25, 2005 12:04:47 GMT -5
Ranger buys boardwalk and all the policemen get jealous. What will he do now. A. Trade them boardwalk for freedom B. Get hotels for boardwalk C. Play quarters with his inmate D. Show the guards some leg E. Talk seductively on your one phone call to a leprochaun F. Ask for cereal.
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Post by Ranger on Jul 25, 2005 13:31:54 GMT -5
talk seductively to a leprechaun who also happens to be my agent who I am secretly telling to buy hotels for boardwalk >_>
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Post by Draxas on Jul 25, 2005 16:00:23 GMT -5
Despite the fact that it's probably a very dangerous thing to do while I'm a frog, I can't resist. I love Frogger.
*Begins dodging traffic*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 25, 2005 16:32:23 GMT -5
Ranger now owns all the hotels he possibly can with much convincing to his agent. What does he do now. A. Take up all the properties on the monopoly board B. Make the guards so bankrupt they let you out C. Ride the little metal car out of jail D. Start a cult E. Crossdress to slut your way out F. Get out and chase chickens zelda style
Draxas plays frogger with his new body and unfortunately gets squatted right when he tries. He awakes in the world of pacman. He's being chased by ghosts oh no what does he do!. A. Run for all the white pellets B. Run to the super white pellet thing C. Run at the ghost D. Eat the yellow banana thats floating E. climb into the ghost pit F. look for guns
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Post by Ranger on Jul 25, 2005 16:33:22 GMT -5
I bankrupt the gaurds
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 25, 2005 16:43:11 GMT -5
The guards go bankrupt and kick him out of jail angrily. What does he do now. A. Work the corners in his dress B. Spread a very contagious disease C. Keep a bus over 40 mph so it doesnt explode D. Plant anthrax in mcdonalds milkshakes E. Dress up like a doctor and eat babies F. Take a nap
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Post by Draxas on Jul 25, 2005 19:24:04 GMT -5
OK, I'm good at Pacman... Just like I'm good at Frogger. *Makes a beeline for a power pellet*
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