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Post by Draxas on Jul 21, 2005 18:47:54 GMT -5
Hmmm... *Does calculations in head*
If I subtract the six... Carry the one... Thirty year mortgage... I think it would work if I...
*Sucker-punches Milton Bradley.*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 22, 2005 10:11:10 GMT -5
Draxas sucker punches milton bradley and next thing he knows he's in the prison for death penalty. HE KILLED MILTON BRADLEY! What will he do now. A. Try to break out with the tiny top hat B. Ask for your death penalty dinner C. Turn yourself into a sponge D. Seduce the guards E. Use your get out of jail free card
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Post by Draxas on Jul 22, 2005 14:47:40 GMT -5
That was gratifying though.
*Uses Get Out of Jail Free card*
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Post by Ranger on Jul 22, 2005 22:50:41 GMT -5
Rolaids because I roll around a lot
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 22, 2005 23:14:19 GMT -5
Draxas uses his get out of jail free card and is let go. But under the circumstances he is not aloud to harm snakes in any way or form. What catch phrase does he use to counter that circumstance. A.Autobots!!! Transform and rollout!!! ~Optimus Prime on The Transfomers~ B.Coot! Coot!..I love it! I love It! ~Roscoe P. Coltrane on The Dukes Of Hazzard~ C.Cut that jibba jabba! ~Mr. T~ D. How much longer Papa Smurf? ~Smurfs on Smurfs.~
Ranger tries to buy the rolaids but finds himself only talking in catch phrases too. What does he say. A. I have the power!!! ~He-Man on He-Man Masters of the Universe~ B. Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight! ~Lion-O on Thundercats~ C.Up, Swift-Wind! ~Shera - Princess of Power on Shera~ D.Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild ~Hulk Hogan. WWF~
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Post by Ranger on Jul 23, 2005 1:34:04 GMT -5
OOC: suicide is your only option for not including goo planet.
IC:Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
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Post by Draxas on Jul 23, 2005 3:35:50 GMT -5
Da-na na, na na, NAH!
"Autobots, Transform and roll out!"
*Transforms into a tractor trailer.*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 23, 2005 10:03:28 GMT -5
Ranger says his catch phrase and the pharmacist looks at him like he's crazy. He hands him eyeglasses. What does he do. A. Steal the rolaids B. Beat the pharmacist to death C. Start a musical on diaper rash D. Punch milton bradley in the face.
Draxas says his catchphrase and rolls out. But the government figures out about him and put him on an examination table. What will he do? A. Wander and look for existence of aliens B. Trade them the little iron for freedom C. Ask that they drug him first D. Plant toothpaste in their underwear
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Post by Draxas on Jul 23, 2005 11:03:28 GMT -5
I'll show you bastards what's what!
*Begins liberally distributing toothpaste.*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 23, 2005 20:31:08 GMT -5
Draxas plants toothpaste and they stick him with the aliens. He comes back a few minutes later with a sore butt. >.<What does he do. A. Cry B. Break out saying There can only be one highlander with your sword raised high C. Feed all the starving kids in indonesia D. Summon fat chocobo
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Post by Draxas on Jul 23, 2005 21:45:36 GMT -5
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
*Begins taking heads*
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Post by Diamonddagger on Jul 23, 2005 22:19:31 GMT -5
Draxas suddenly wakes up with a throbbing headache. He's sleeping next to niff in only his boxers omg! O.O. What will he do. A. Yell at DD for coming up with that twist B. Never pretend to be highlander again C. Look for the aliens D. Beat up niff
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Post by Ranger on Jul 23, 2005 22:21:57 GMT -5
kill the pharmacist
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Post by DaHaK on Jul 24, 2005 0:10:07 GMT -5
>_>
<_<
*uses copious amounts of sand to hide lengthy abscense*
*goes to look in sandpit for another door*
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Post by Draxas on Jul 24, 2005 4:10:35 GMT -5
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
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